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Why this prints

• Not satire. The product is true events that feel invented. That is a scarce feed.
• 31 languages, Cup flywheel, six ad units, membership, merch, social kit — built.
• Share-native: every story is a screenshot with a source. That is the distribution.
• Editorial risk is fenced: no minors, no death beat, no invented quotes.

What you buy

• Wordmark, TRUE stamp, X kit (banner 1500×500, avatar, cards, launch films)
• 40 sourced stories, EN+FR, Wikimedia covers, voice roster
• Newsroom back-office (inbox, publish, reject, ads, leads)
• 31-language shell, newsletter gate, RSS, sitemap, OG
• World Dumbness Cup + merch POD path
• Editorial constitution: no satire, no invented quotes, no minors, no death beat

Traction (product)

Languages

31

Stories in the well

40 sourced

Ad units wired

6

X

@Yesitsarealnews

Contest

World Dumbness Cup 2026

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€5k–€12k

Revenue mix (year 1 thesis)

• Programmatic + Ad Manager — 6 slots, labeled, once domain + AdSense exist42%
• Direct / native / Cup title sponsor — World Dumbness Cup naming28%
• Membership + merch — TRUE stamp, POD, no stock18%
• Licensing / clips / newsletter — X, TikTok, weekday briefing12%

Comps

• The Onion / G/O Media. Satire brand. We are the inverse: true, not invented. Buyers who want Onion-adjacent without the lawyers of invention.
• LADbible / UNILAD. Viral distribution. We add a verification moat.
• Not the Onion (subreddit as a feed). Demand is proven. The site is the newspaper that subreddit never shipped.
• Early Vice / a Flippa culture site. Attitude plus a fact-check. Sold on brand, not on last month's AdSense.

Listings — copy-paste

Flippa, Acquire, Leboncoin. File the day yesitsreal.news answers. Do not ask for a million.

Français

À vendre : YES IT'S REAL — journal en ligne (marque + site + 40 papiers sourcés)

Ce n'est pas un blog. C'est un journal de prestige qui ne publie que des faits vrais, sourcés, absurdes. Pas de satire. Pas d'invention. Promesse : « Ça a l'air faux. Ça ne l'est pas. »

Inclus :
- Marque (YES IT'S REAL, tampon TRUE, kit X, vidéos)
- Site moderne (31 langues, rédac, pubs, newsletter, concours mondial)
- 40 articles sourcés (Lalanne, Christ cosmique, golfe d'Amérique, GEIPAN, Pentagon UAP…)
- Compte X @Yesitsarealnews
- Desk / back-office rédacteur en chef

Prix : 5 000 € (négociable jusqu'à 12 000 € si le .news est en ligne).
Pas de chiffre d'affaires encore — c'est une marque + une usine, pas un multiple AdSense.
Idéal : éditeur, fonds micro-média, artiste, ou quelqu'un qui veut un média déjà écrit.

Contact : investors@yesitsreal.news

English

For sale: YES IT'S REAL — a prestige paper that only prints true, sourced, stupid events. Not satire. Not The Onion.

Included: brand + TRUE stamp + X kit, 40 sourced stories, 31-language site, newsroom CMS, World Dumbness Cup, @Yesitsarealnews.

Asking: €5,000 (to €12,000 once yesitsreal.news is live). No trailing revenue. You are buying the masthead, the stack, and the well.

Buyers: media, micro-funds, or anyone who wants a newspaper that already has a constitution.

investors@yesitsreal.news · Data room: /invest

• Flippa— Content / brand assets. List the day the .news answers.
• Acquire.com— Startup buyers. Data room = this page.
• Leboncoin— FR, « site internet / cession ». €5k is a Leboncoin number.
• Empire Flippers— Later, after trailing revenue. Not today.

Risks (said in public)

• No Comscore. This is a productized brand, not a proven traffic graph.
• AdSense needs the live .news, volume, and humans who are not the owner refreshing.
• Handles: @Yesitsarealnews is the official X. Others still to claim.
• A €1.2M asking price would be a lie. We do not lie to buyers.