Man tries to return a river because it was ‘not as advertised on the map’

A Belo Horizonte buyer of a small riverside plot filed a consumer complaint seeking to ‘return the river’ that had appeared, on a map and in a listing photograph, as a fuller and cleaner thing than the watercourse in August.

A notary declined to accept a river as a returned good. The consumer body logged the complaint as a dispute about a view. The river remained where rivers remain.

YES IT'S REAL saw the complaint summary. Drought is not a vendor. The map is not a warranty. The sentence ‘return the river’ is now in a government log.